Mornings Are a Threat Keychain

For the bold, the brash, and the barely awake — this keychain is your daily warning label in charm form.

Featuring warm-toned beads in red, yellow, and orange (a.k.a. sunrise but make it aggressive), a sarcastic sunshine quote, and a fluffy pompom that screams “I tried,” this is perfect for anyone who radiates ✨zero morning tolerance✨ with maximum sparkle.

🌞 Ideal for:
→ Not morning people
→ Chaos goblins with calendars
→ Anyone whose first word of the day is “ugh”

🧡 Includes:

• Acrylic quote charm: “Good morning, world. Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”

• Red/yellow/orange beaded cluster

• Fuzzy pompom of questionable emotional stability

• Stainless steel lobster clasp

💥 One-of-a-kind
📍 Local pickup for DFW gremlins
📦 Ships nationwide – flat rate shipping at checkout

Because if the sun’s up, that’s already too much energy.