In My No-Pendeja Era Keychain

Consider this your glitter-covered reminder that you did not wake up today to be a pendeja — or any day, really.

This bold keychain features the iconic quote front and center, paired with a beaded charm cluster. Whether you're setting boundaries, reclaiming your peace, or just trying to survive the group chat, this keychain has your back.

💅 Serving empowerment, attitude, and just the right amount of glitter
✨ Handmade with sparkle, sass, and zero tolerance for nonsense
👜 Clip it to your keys, purse, work lanyard, or trauma emotional support tote

Materials:

• Acrylic printed charm

• Silicone and resin beads
  

• Stainless steel lobster clasp

🔥 One-of-a-kind, like your standards
✨ Local pickup available for DFW badasses
📦 Ships nationwide – flat rate shipping at checkout

This isn’t just a keychain. It’s a lifestyle choice.