Hot Pink Havoc Peenchain

Some keychains are classy.
Some are cute.
And some… are shaped like a hot pink peen and demand attention in every room they jingle into.

This Hot Pink Havoc PeenChain features a bold, glittery anatomical charm in neon Barbie pink, strung on a matching pink keychain base with a coordinating bead cluster. No puffball. No apologies. Just ✨unfiltered sparkle and deeply unserious vibes✨.

🍆 Perfect for:
→ Bachelorette gifts, chaotic besties, and morally questionable coworkers
→ Keys, party favors, lanyards, and emotionally unstable tote bags
→ Anyone who thinks anatomy is hilarious (and correct)

💗 Handmade with giggles, glitter, and zero dignity
💅 Durable, lightweight, and shockingly jiggly
🩷 One-of-a-kind — because no two PeenChains are ever the same

📦 Ships discreetly, unless you want to cause problems on purpose
📍 Local pickup available for DFW sparkle degenerates

It’s loud. It’s proud. It’s pink. And it’s a problem.
Welcome to your Hot Pink Havoc Era 💥