Chronicles of Audacity Keychain

Some wardrobes lead to magical kingdoms.
This one leads to unhinged confidence, sarcasm, and zero tolerance for nonsense.

Featuring the iconic quote “The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch” in bold white and hot pink on a gunmetal grey keychain, this piece is for the girlies, theydies, and chaotic academics who have read the classics and are now here to rewrite them — with glitter and rage.

🦁 Perfect for:
→ Readers with opinions and enemies
→ Feminist folklore fans and banned-book collectors
→ Keys, backpacks, tote bags full of spite and sequins

📚 Handmade with sass, stainless steel hardware, and main character delusion
🩷 No puffball. Just audacity.
✨ One-of-a-kind, like your ability to silence a room with one look

📦 Ships nationwide
📍 Local pickup for DFW literary witches

Because if you're going to walk through a magical wardrobe… make sure you're the problem.