Admit One: Sh!t Show Keychain

Congratulations! 🎟 You’ve officially been granted front-row access to the daily disaster — glitter optional (but strongly encouraged).

This chaotic-cute keychain features a bright yellow “Sh!t Show – Admit One” ticket charm, stacked with bold yellow and black beads for maximum “everything is on fire but I’m still fabulous” energy. Whether you're organizing the chaos or just trying not to cry in public, this keychain gets it.

🔥 Perfect for:
→ Teachers, parents, retail workers, or literally anyone alive in 2025
→ Your keys, lanyard, emotional support bag, or badge of survival
→ Gifting to the one friend who thrives in the mess

🖤 Handmade with vibes, glitter, and minor regret
🧷 Sturdy stainless steel hardware with matte black finish
✨ No two disasters — or keychains — are exactly alike

📦 Ships nationwide
📍 Local pickup available for DFW sparkle warriors

Life’s a circus. At least now you have a cute ticket. 🎪